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04Roush2 · 06-08-2008, 11:39 AM

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say ’123,’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it’s over, and I don’t want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, (well maybe not) and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

BigJnSA · 06-08-2008, 11:45 AM

ownage!

Mustang_68_Coup · 06-08-2008, 01:03 PM

Oh ... ouch!

**bandit** · 06-08-2008, 01:03 PM

03mach1ftw · 06-08-2008, 02:45 PM

Firstlady · 06-09-2008, 02:30 AM

Just like a woman...too much talking not enough action!!

Blown01snake · 06-09-2008, 08:55 AM

scr_hdb · 06-09-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firstlady

Just like a woman...too much talking not enough action!!

LOL

06-08-2008, 11:39 AM	#1
04Roush2 Stroked and Procharged Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Killeen, TX Posts: 1,488 Trader Rating: (0)	123 Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say ’123,’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it’s over, and I don’t want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year." Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, (well maybe not) and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?" __________________ http://www.myspace.com/charliepr http://www.sinisterstangs.com

06-08-2008, 01:03 PM	#3
Mustang_68_Coup Don't make me put you in line ... Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Converse, TX Posts: 2,637 Trader Rating: (0)	Oh ... ouch! __________________ We human beings are very funny: when something bad happens in our lives we say, "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" But when we wake up every morning and are alive and healthy and our family is well, we never say, "Why me? Why am I so fortunate?" 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.'

06-08-2008, 01:03 PM	#4
bandit Just another slow V6 ;) Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cibolo, TX Posts: 15,162 Trader Rating: (0)	__________________

06-09-2008, 02:30 AM	#6
Firstlady Blessed Again Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,388 Trader Rating: (0)	Just like a woman...too much talking not enough action!! __________________

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