Oh, poor Dave! What an asswipe ... I never understand why someone would think that
stealing someone else's hard-earned items would make them
feel better about themselves ....
I'd rent a mini=storage bay, and buy a beater to drive from the storage to home in .... take the beater to the bay, drive the beauty to work, and back to the storage, and then take the beater back home at night. LOL!
I can see you in a

'82 Corolla .... with the hidden diamond in the storage bay!
Actually, hon, moving really sounds like a wise move.
