I just got off work. I rolled into a parking spot on the opposite side of the building from where my apartment is because it was the closest spot to the building at the time. I notice this lady just...standing near the stairs that go to the 2nd floor, which happens to be right next to my door. This lady looked to be about 6'5" with her heels on. She was Hispanic. Dark, long wavy hair. HUGE hater blockers on, tiny denim shorts and a bright pink top that was way too small for her build. She wasn't fat, just.. big.
I muttered to myself " That's attractive.."
So I get out of my car, walk to the right side of the building which is opposite from her and my door. I was planning to walk thru the breeze way to avoid the behemoth lurking near my door. Well, that didn't work. She had been eye-ballin' me since I pulled up.
I get 4 feet from my door, she starts to walk towards me, takes her hater blockers off...and stops. Then I stopped.
Hooker: " Are you 101? "
ScaredDave: (nodding head) " Yaaa.....??"
Hooker: " Did you call for me? "
WTFDave: ( I shook my head no with this surprised/grossed out look on my face)
The Skankasaurus Rex then becomes puzzled, and has a confused look..
Hooker: " What's your phone number? "
GetTheF*ckAwayFromMeDave: " uh..it's a Florida number.."
Hooker: " Oh. "
The tall glass of nastiness puts her blockers back on, turns around, and walks away.
I was further grossed out by the amount of bruises and markings her legs had. The backside of her left calf had a 4"x4" piece of gauze (sp?) taped to it to hide a wound of some sort. This lady looked ROUGH. She looked like she'd been smoking since she was 4 years old. More rolls than an all you can eat buffet. She was just beat up looking.
I get inside, lock the door. (yes, both locks)
I walk to the window and peek out to see where she went, but she was gone!
I walked back outside..she was no where! When I got home, there weren't any suspicious cars or anything like that. She must have gotten dropped off by a cab.
So ya.. come home from work. Still in uniform...and there's a 6'5" Skankasaurus waiting for me.
WTF.