3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down
here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a
flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or
whatever it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can
lead to an ass kicking.
funny thing is... that's how i order whenever i go to resturants.
waiter: "what can i get you to drink?"
me: "i'll take a coke"
waiter: "sorry, we have pepsi, will that be ok?"
me: "sure" *thinking wtf, i said coke, not a coca-cola, yes pepsi, coca-cola, rc cola, or heb cola will do... i don't give a damn!*
