[03 R Code]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out
and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3 - pack, 10 - pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be
rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows
up at the girl's parents hous e and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you t o m eet my parents, come on in!' The boy
goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The
boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.'

[drewskie68]

hahaha yessssssss

[BlackRob]

oldie but a goodie

[Stumpy]

DAYUM. that would suck.

[JENA]

Originally Posted by BlackRob

oldie but a goodie

+1

OWNED

[SUfanINsa]

nice.....lol.....i like that joke very funny

[Agent Jones]

LMAO!!!

[BlackSunshine01]

wow. that would blow.