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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    Cheers Focker !!!
    Is it true that you can milk cats? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    Cheers Focker !!!
    dude, you broke your own rule...let me fix that *delete*

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    So what do I win?!
    It said overwhelmingly meaning not 100% are female!!


    So what do I win ?
    I have a car.
    It has a motor.
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    Can you help me install parts?

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    ill get there. maybe next year, but ill be there

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    So what do I win?!
    Another cat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    dude, you broke your own rule...let me fix that *delete*
    Dude look at all the post times 9:46 in a row between us all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    It said overwhelmingly meaning not 100% are female!!


    So what do I win ?
    Main Entry: over·whelm·ing·ly
    Function: adverb
    1 a : to an overwhelming extent <an overwhelmingly powerful army> b : EXTREMELY <overwhelmingly mediocre>
    2 : mostly by far <the workers were overwhelmingly female>

    You win nothing.

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    allright, someone get me a beer

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    Get me one too John!
    I have a car.
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    I'll have a white wine spritzer please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    Get me one too John!
    got it ......mmmmm beeeeer

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    Clearly, this male is the result of inaccurate separation of the chromosomes during egg or sperm formation. Usually, males are orange or non-orange, but not tortie as they have just one X-chromosome.
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    Therefore, since male cats are XY and not XX, calico cats are very rarely males. However, this is not always the case. Cells do not always divide correctly, so sometimes instead of an XX or XY sex chromosome pairing, the kitten ends up with three chromosomes. For instance, such a kitten may have XXY. If the two X chromosomes contain codes for different colors, then it is possible to end up with a male calico. This is very rare, as it requires that the correct colors of cats mate as well as that there is an error in the formation of the cat embryo.
    .Calico cats are generally considered to be lucky throughout several different cultures.

    XXY calico cats will be sterile, although there are a few non-sterile males which can only be explained through an even rarer genetic anomaly called a mosaic.

    A mosaic forms when a cat - or other creature - has cells from more than one different cell line in its body. A mosaic cat would have started out as an XXY cell, but after it began to divide, the cat would end up with some normal cells as well. This might also be a cause of male calicos.

    I reject the null!

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    I washed my car today at the car wash by walmart on nacogdoches.
    I like that one. Puts out a lot of foam on the brush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    Clearly, this male is the result of inaccurate separation of the chromosomes during egg or sperm formation. Usually, males are orange or non-orange, but not tortie as they have just one X-chromosome.
    so though possible...extremely rare....and the males are sterile, if you can not reproduce, what is your purpose as a species?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    I washed my car today at the car wash by walmart on nacogdoches.
    I like that one. Puts out a lot of foam on the brush.
    That wasn't foam... it was either dog slobber or elephant spooge !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    I reject the null!
    Yea thats what i meant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    That wasn't foam... it was either dog slobber or elephant spooge !!
    as earlier stated....whale jizz. pleasant smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    That wasn't foam... it was either dog slobber or elephant spooge !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    so though possible...extremely rare....and the males are sterile, if you can not reproduce, what is your purpose as a species?
    this is how calicos are made......

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    as earlier stated....whale jizz. pleasant smell
    What does whale jizz look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    What does whale jizz look like?
    that is the wrong question to ask in this place!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    What does whale jizz look like?
    you can actually see the swimmers in it. Look like salmon swimming in the same direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    that is the wrong question to ask in this place!!!
    I have a car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    you can actually see the swimmers in it. Look like salmon swimming in the same direction.
    so when did you have your face up that close to a whales....semen.

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    u find pics quick

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    so when did you have your face up that close to a whales....semen.
    ummmm.....Sea world. thats it sea world. I will say nothing more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    u find pics quick
    That's how I roll !
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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    That's how I roll !
    us four dont have a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    us four dont have a life.
    My life ended 10 years ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    My life ended 10 years ago...
    Behold.............. resurrection!!!
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    i fell asleep earlier watching night at the museum. it was alright, but not as funny as i thought it would be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    My life ended 10 years ago...
    you must be married with children

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96greengt View Post
    Behold.............. resurrection!!!
    I do believe I DO BELIEVE!!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    i fell asleep earlier watching night at the museum. it was alright, but not as funny as i thought it would be.
    I want to see that!

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    My chick bought it. Next thing i know i was asleep. All the funny parts are in the commercials from what i saw

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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyTx View Post
    you must be married with children
    Yup but thats not what ended it. it was the marriage it self j/k. I would do it all over again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstang6969 View Post
    us four dont have a life.
    I have a car.
    It has a motor.
    It goes fast.
    Can you help me install parts?

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