Getting Old

Mustang_68_Coup · 12-06-2007, 03:41 PM

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant. "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

**PonyTx** · 12-06-2007, 07:06 PM

I liked this one!

John#21 · 12-07-2007, 04:58 AM

H0SS302 · 12-07-2007, 07:00 AM

HAAHA thats pretty good

BlackRob · 12-08-2007, 07:25 AM

good stuff

12-06-2007, 03:41 PM	#1
Mustang_68_Coup My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Converse, TX Posts: 2,717 Trader Rating: (0)	Getting Old There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant. "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!" __________________ We human beings are very funny: when something bad happens in our lives we say, "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" But when we wake up every morning and are alive and healthy and our family is well, we never say, "Why me? Why am I so fortunate?" 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.'

12-07-2007, 04:58 AM	#3
John#21 I wasn't born with enough middle fingers. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,421 Trader Rating: (0)	nice __________________ GO SPURS GO

12-08-2007, 07:25 AM	#5
BlackRob Damn it feels good to be a gangster Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Antone Posts: 4,808 Trader Rating: (1)	good stuff __________________ Black 98 GT vert, codename: "Vader" 247 hp and 290 tq NEEDS A TUNE!! Mods: New vert top, Deep Dish Black Bullitts, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, billet grille w/pony cutout, PI heads, PI intake, valve covers, CAI, Bassani X-pipe, Flowmaster catback, LSS decals, Bumper inserts, black clear headlights, and lots of ZAINO! WOOP WOOP!

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12-06-2007, 07:06 PM	#2
PonyTx Squidbillies! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 6,200 Trader Rating: (0)	I liked this one! __________________ Sheriff: You passed, boy! Rusty: I did? I did! Hell, yeah! I'm a high school congraduate. Earlie Cuyler: Graduations, Rusty. Rusty: Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.