[Graves]

I just got off work. I rolled into a parking spot on the opposite side of the building from where my apartment is because it was the closest spot to the building at the time. I notice this lady just...standing near the stairs that go to the 2nd floor, which happens to be right next to my door. This lady looked to be about 6'5" with her heels on. She was Hispanic. Dark, long wavy hair. HUGE hater blockers on, tiny denim shorts and a bright pink top that was way too small for her build. She wasn't fat, just.. big.

I muttered to myself " That's attractive.."

So I get out of my car, walk to the right side of the building which is opposite from her and my door. I was planning to walk thru the breeze way to avoid the behemoth lurking near my door. Well, that didn't work. She had been eye-ballin' me since I pulled up.

I get 4 feet from my door, she starts to walk towards me, takes her hater blockers off...and stops. Then I stopped.

Hooker: " Are you 101? "

ScaredDave: (nodding head) " Yaaa.....??"

Hooker: " Did you call for me? "



WTFDave: ( I shook my head no with this surprised/grossed out look on my face)

The Skankasaurus Rex then becomes puzzled, and has a confused look..

Hooker: " What's your phone number? "

GetTheF*ckAwayFromMeDave: " uh..it's a Florida number.."

Hooker: " Oh. "

The tall glass of nastiness puts her blockers back on, turns around, and walks away.

I was further grossed out by the amount of bruises and markings her legs had. The backside of her left calf had a 4"x4" piece of gauze (sp?) taped to it to hide a wound of some sort. This lady looked ROUGH. She looked like she'd been smoking since she was 4 years old. More rolls than an all you can eat buffet. She was just beat up looking.

I get inside, lock the door. (yes, both locks)
I walk to the window and peek out to see where she went, but she was gone!
I walked back outside..she was no where! When I got home, there weren't any suspicious cars or anything like that. She must have gotten dropped off by a cab.


So ya.. come home from work. Still in uniform...and there's a 6'5" Skankasaurus waiting for me.

WTF.

[timpryor]

LMFAO

i just started laughing so hard people cam in my office to ask what was so funny dave


Skankasorus rex thats priceless

[Graves]

This was no laughing matter. If she had tried to get "comfy" with me, I think I would have screamed.

[BigJnSA]

what, no pics?

[Agent Jones]

[Agent Jones]

hey i thought you were moving???

[Graves]

I am on the 25th. Thank god.

[Wiked]

LOL, looks like someone may have tried to OWN you...
Perhaps they did, you will find out tonight, if there is a midget prostitute with an eye patch and only one leg, then some one is sending you some presents... lol

[MrsBigJnSA]

Oh my God!! That was the funniest thing I have read all day!!! Poor Dave!!! Sorry but I would have bought tickets to that! Especially if she did try to get "comfy" with you I would have loved to see your reaction to that!!! You know I lufff you like a little bro Dave!!!

[aguilarf]

So my question is how did she know what time you would get home?

[Wiked]

Originally Posted by aguilarf

So my question is how did she know what time you would get home?

Exactly, and know where he lived. I say someone sent her there...


But hey dave look on the bright side, at least your chick wasnt with you. Even though you didnt know what was going on, that situation would have a bitch to get out of.

[thesource]

Thats why you don't mess around with that funky cold medina .

[Bigdrumma22]

PFFFT... event photographer and no pics... damn shame! But pretty funny story!!!

[Bigdrumma22]

Originally Posted by ChrisGT2000

may not have been a woman 6'5 damn

I didn't wanna burst his bubble, so I didn't say anything... PLUS... what if it was his gf that sent her??? Maybe she was testing him...

[superGT2000]

man you should of hit and quit it!!!! lmao...did you tell your gf?

[Wiked]

Originally Posted by Bigdrumma22

I didn't wanna burst his bubble, so I didn't say anything... PLUS... what if it was his gf that sent her??? Maybe she was testing him...

LOL, she would have sent a hot one though. Think about it, if he turns down a scary looking man chick that looks like an ax murderer he will def turn her down.

[Agent Jones]

Originally Posted by Graves

I am on the 25th. Thank god.

wow same day that i move out of the house im in now..into an apartment while the house gets built

[JENA]

maybe she was already paid for... lol... j/k

[Captainsteve57]

What the hell? Not mention how many permenent friends she may have given you.

[Bigdrumma22]

Originally Posted by Wiked

LOL, she would have sent a hot one though. Think about it, if he turns down a scary looking man chick that looks like an ax murderer he will def turn her down.

Yeah, well maybe she didn't look at the catalog and just picked a random one!