[rambozotheclown]

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing

at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular

young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment

and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled

her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you

finish?"



She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she

thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally

ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"



Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and

softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,

Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,

he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing

and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and

asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".

[SALEENT76]

LMAO!!!!! Blonde Joke!!!

[BigJnSA]

LOL!