A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw
a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He
also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was
jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy
and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy
strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You
won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you
want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me
into the pool."
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