Rednecks

MoonShine · 08-17-2004, 02:24 PM

A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".

You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"

VIC · 08-17-2004, 02:31 PM

Luv redneck jokes!!! :rotf: :rotf2: :rotf:

Roots66 · 08-17-2004, 02:31 PM

:rotf:
I don't kare who y'are, that thar's funny!

68DARKHORSE · 08-17-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonShine

A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

A 22 year old that visits my neighbor recently married his 14 year old 1st cousin. I think it was a shotgun wedding but, she was not pregnant after all.

GT4HeR · 08-17-2004, 03:07 PM

em r some gud jokes.

BlackRob · 08-17-2004, 04:50 PM

I hate this saying but darnit I'm gonna use it...
To piggyback on those jokes I'll add one in here too.

You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find an automobile.
I do believe my uncle Tommy pulled that one off. Go figure.

08-17-2004, 02:24 PM	#1
MoonShine . Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Converse, Texas Posts: 2,212 Trader Rating: (1)	Rednecks A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen. Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted". The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools. You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room". You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost. The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister. A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"

08-17-2004, 02:31 PM	#3
Roots66 School's in session Join Date: May 2004 Location: At the head of the class. Posts: 5,886 Trader Rating: (0)	:rotf: I don't kare who y'are, that thar's funny! __________________ 1985 Cobra GT Convertible #4257 of 5549 The best news is on the Roots Report Constipated People Don't Give A Crap Last edited by Roots66; 08-17-2004 at 03:13 PM.

08-17-2004, 04:50 PM	#6
BlackRob GO SPURS GO Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Antone Posts: 5,053 Trader Rating: (2)	You might be a redneck... I hate this saying but darnit I'm gonna use it... To piggyback on those jokes I'll add one in here too. You might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find an automobile. I do believe my uncle Tommy pulled that one off. Go figure. __________________ Black 98 GT vert, codename: "Vader" 247 hp and 290 tq NEEDS A TUNE!! Mods: New vert top, Deep Dish Black Bullitts, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, billet grille w/pony cutout, PI heads, PI intake, valve covers, CAI, Bassani X-pipe, Flowmaster catback, LSS decals, Bumper inserts, black clear headlights, and lots of ZAINO! Remember, I didn't vote for his bitch-ass!

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08-17-2004, 02:31 PM	#2
VIC The "Senior" Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Home of the '99, '03, '05, & '07 NBA Champion Spurs Posts: 2,019 Trader Rating: (0)	Luv redneck jokes!!! :rotf: :rotf2: :rotf:

08-17-2004, 03:07 PM	#5
GT4HeR Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: nowhere Posts: 4,433 Trader Rating: (0)	em r some gud jokes.