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05-28-2008, 06:09 PM
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My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet?
 
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Salmon-chanted evening…
 From Scotland comes news that a fashion designer is selling bikinis made from salmon skin. I’m serious. I have to ask whether this is a great idea. For starters, there’s the smell. No matter how sexy a bikini is, the lingering scent of Evening on Fisherman’s Wharf is not a turn-on for most guys. There is also the danger factor, when a chick takes the bikini for a test run in the ocean. You look up salmon predators online, and up pop things like sharks, lamprey eels and 700-pound sea lions. Watching a woman emerge from the water with a big, sucking, lamprey dangling from her stomach is not a vacation highlight in my book. But there just may be an upside. Salmon predators also include large, persistent birds who swoop from nowhere and won’t take no for an answer. “My God, Tiffany! That condor is pulling at your bikini - for your own safety, just let him have it!”  A model poses in a salmon-skin bikini from Chilean fashion designer Claudia Escobar’s luxury clothing line in this undated handout photograph.
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05-28-2008, 07:49 PM
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The Grand Mach 1..... Specializing in Mayhem and Maddness
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I'd bone the model... with or with out the smelly-kini.
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My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet?
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We human beings are very funny: when something bad happens in our lives we say, "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" But when we wake up every morning and are alive and healthy and our family is well, we never say, "Why me? Why am I so fortunate?" 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.' Quote:
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05-28-2008, 09:43 PM
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The Grand Mach 1..... Specializing in Mayhem and Maddness
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Oh she is, but make no mistake. I have my preferences, and then I have my drinks....
Works like that for every man!
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05-28-2008, 09:47 PM
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I'm back! FT.Eutis, VA
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lmao
John, your a nasty bastard. no more 10yr old girls ok |
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05-28-2008, 09:48 PM
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I'm back! FT.Eutis, VA
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oh, and this chick needs to eat, you can see her damn bones
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05-28-2008, 10:14 PM
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Happy Halloween!
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05-28-2008, 11:47 PM
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I think he likes you...
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im pretty sure they get rid of the smell and all that...i mean they have alligator, snake, and fur that have been around for a long ass time with no issues, doubt that would be something to worry about...
odd as hell though
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05-29-2008, 07:35 AM
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DONT HATE ME CUZ YOU AINT ME!!!!
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Wonder if the scales irratate the skin????
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05-29-2008, 08:32 AM
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Smell ?????????????
How would you know the difference ????? (sorry, someone had to do it) Bird
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05-29-2008, 09:21 AM
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looks mean, workin' on the fast
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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