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so which door would you choose?
A man died recently and went to hell. The devil met him at the door and said "welcome Todd, but while we were expecting you it's early and we don't have a place ready for you. So we have some people in here who weren't quite as bad as you so I'll let you choose which one you want to replace."
Todd and the devil went to the first door and there was Joe, diving into a pool of water, getting out and diving back in right away. Todd said "I don't think I can do this because I'm not a real good swimmer so can you show me door 2?" Behind door 2 Todd saw Tony, standing with a pick axe and a room full of rocks. He kept swinging and breaking rocks, and more came in as he broke each one. Todd said, "with my bad shoulder I don't think I can do this either, so show me door 3." Behind door 3 Todd looked in and there was Bill Clinton. He was handcuffed, hands over his head and legs tied down spread eagled. Monica Lewinsky was between his legs doing what she is most famous for. Todd said, "finally, this is something I can do, I'll take door 3!" The devil smiled and said "okay Monica, you've been relieved and can go upstairs".
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I love being blown!!
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dirtee!!
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My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet?
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LOL!
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excuse me while i go change the water in your mothers dish
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ouch. owned.
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Stroked and Procharged
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