so which door would you choose?

**bandit** · 06-06-2008, 12:08 PM

A man died recently and went to hell. The devil met him at the door and said "welcome Todd, but while we were expecting you it's early and we don't have a place ready for you. So we have some people in here who weren't quite as bad as you so I'll let you choose which one you want to replace."

Todd and the devil went to the first door and there was Joe, diving into a pool of water, getting out and diving back in right away. Todd said "I don't think I can do this because I'm not a real good swimmer so can you show me door 2?"

Behind door 2 Todd saw Tony, standing with a pick axe and a room full of rocks. He kept swinging and breaking rocks, and more came in as he broke each one. Todd said, "with my bad shoulder I don't think I can do this either, so show me door 3."

Behind door 3 Todd looked in and there was Bill Clinton. He was handcuffed, hands over his head and legs tied down spread eagled. Monica Lewinsky was between his legs doing what she is most famous for. Todd said, "finally, this is something I can do, I'll take door 3!" The devil smiled and said "okay Monica, you've been relieved and can go upstairs".

Blown01snake · 06-06-2008, 12:22 PM

dirtee!!

superGT2000 · 06-06-2008, 12:31 PM

BURN!!!

Mustang_68_Coup · 06-06-2008, 05:25 PM

LOL!

H0SS302 · 06-06-2008, 05:34 PM

ahahahah nice

YZF Voltage · 06-06-2008, 05:35 PM

ouch. owned.

04Roush2 · 06-06-2008, 11:24 PM

06-06-2008, 12:08 PM	#1
bandit ☆★lSs★☆ Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cibolo, TX Posts: 15,182 Trader Rating: (0)	so which door would you choose? A man died recently and went to hell. The devil met him at the door and said "welcome Todd, but while we were expecting you it's early and we don't have a place ready for you. So we have some people in here who weren't quite as bad as you so I'll let you choose which one you want to replace." Todd and the devil went to the first door and there was Joe, diving into a pool of water, getting out and diving back in right away. Todd said "I don't think I can do this because I'm not a real good swimmer so can you show me door 2?" Behind door 2 Todd saw Tony, standing with a pick axe and a room full of rocks. He kept swinging and breaking rocks, and more came in as he broke each one. Todd said, "with my bad shoulder I don't think I can do this either, so show me door 3." Behind door 3 Todd looked in and there was Bill Clinton. He was handcuffed, hands over his head and legs tied down spread eagled. Monica Lewinsky was between his legs doing what she is most famous for. Todd said, "finally, this is something I can do, I'll take door 3!" The devil smiled and said "okay Monica, you've been relieved and can go upstairs". __________________ LSS Member #22

06-06-2008, 12:31 PM	#3
superGT2000 can't wait to get back into a mustang Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: in the bat cave!!! Posts: 1,888 Trader Rating: (0)	BURN!!! __________________ 2004 Ford Ranger EDGE...its still a truck...

06-06-2008, 05:25 PM	#4
Mustang_68_Coup My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 2,800 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL! __________________ We human beings are very funny: when something bad happens in our lives we say, "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" But when we wake up every morning and are alive and healthy and our family is well, we never say, "Why me? Why am I so fortunate?" 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.'

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06-06-2008, 05:34 PM	#5
H0SS302 Coming to a 17" rim near you Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: SA TOWN Posts: 6,183 Trader Rating: (6)	ahahahah nice