[bucho]

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...


In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...



The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today. .....



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



Room Service: "Ow July den?"



Guest: ".....What??"



Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

;

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."



Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine."



Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



Guest: "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



Guest: "I.. . don't think so."

&nb sp;

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RoomService: "We bodder?"


Guest: "No , just put the bodder on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RoomService: "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, cr ease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"



Guest: "Whatever you say."



RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."



Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!

[Stumpy]

now they need to come and arrest you. unfortunately living in Texas all of my natural life, i understood it perfectly.

[lilblue302]

rofl ironically i went out for chinese last night and this joke strikes a certain chord...room service sounds just like the waitress at the restaurant i was at

[TonyToughNuts]

sounds exactly like what happened to my 3 days ago in autozone trying to buy a damn steering rack. LMAO.

[Agent Jones]

i dont get it

[bucho]

Originally Posted by Agent Jones

i dont get it

[Mustang_68_Coup]

LOL!

NOT having grown up in Texas, I sympathize with the hotel patron .... I find myself lost in the conversation pretty often.

But, now weed dees laysone in Spanglish, aye weel unnerstan mush muy .... tenjooberrymuds!

[Ryan_65Stallion]

Originally Posted by Agent Jones

i dont get it