The Husband Store

Mustang_68_Coup · 07-22-2007, 02:32 PM

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good-looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. You may now exit the building.

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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new Wives Store just across the street.

-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.

StAnGaLaNg · 07-22-2007, 02:33 PM

LOL NICE!

FnSweet06 · 07-22-2007, 03:17 PM

**Jeramey@StrictlyPro.com** · 07-22-2007, 03:26 PM

haha heard it before but still a good one.

ezblonde · 07-22-2007, 04:57 PM

Charged '06 GT · 07-22-2007, 06:56 PM

**thesource** · 07-22-2007, 07:37 PM

Aint that the truth . My sister thinks she's going to find someone that is on the 6th floor I guess .

Firstlady · 07-22-2007, 10:43 PM

HaHa!! I would have taken one of the guys on the 4th or 5th floor!!

**12second5.0** · 07-22-2007, 10:51 PM

There is some truth to this story...........

thatdavidkid · 07-23-2007, 01:20 AM

ROFLMAO and to think i wasn't gonna read this thread... lol

2k4mk1 · 07-23-2007, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12second5.0

There is some truth to this story...........

Aint that the TRUTH!!!

Mustang_68_Coup · 07-23-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2k4mk1

Aint that the TRUTH!!!

I am happy with the Fifth Floor ...

Perfect is good enough for lil' ol' me ...

2k4mk1 · 07-23-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang_68_Coup

I am happy with the Fifth Floor ...

Perfect is good enough for lil' ol' me ...

First floor (of wife store) works for me!!!!lol

Agent Jones · 07-23-2007, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2k4mk1

First floor (of wife store) works for me!!!!lol

+1 i have the money floor one of the womans store is perfect

superGT2000 · 07-24-2007, 01:22 AM

funny stuff

timpryor · 07-24-2007, 01:23 AM

i could deal with floor 1

07-22-2007, 02:32 PM	#1
Mustang_68_Coup My name is Ed; Special Ed ... Like my helmet? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 2,872 Trader Rating: (0)	The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!” So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. -The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. -The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. -The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good-looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. -She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" -Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: -Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. You may now exit the building. ----------------------------------------------- To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new Wives Store just across the street. -The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. -The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. -The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited. __________________ We human beings are very funny: when something bad happens in our lives we say, "Why me? Why is this happening to me?" But when we wake up every morning and are alive and healthy and our family is well, we never say, "Why me? Why am I so fortunate?" 'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.'

07-22-2007, 02:33 PM	#2
StAnGaLaNg s197 here I come! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NoRthSiDe Posts: 1,137 Trader Rating: (2)	LOL NICE! __________________ "There are three constants in life... change, choice and principles."

07-22-2007, 03:26 PM	#4
Jeramey@StrictlyPro.com LSS Sponsor Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deer Park (Houston) Posts: 1,468 Trader Rating: (2)	haha heard it before but still a good one. __________________ Jeramey Strictly Performance 713-910-0111 StrictlyPro.com Daily Driver - 08 FJ Cruiser 4x4 Weekend Car - 92 S-Trim Fox

07-22-2007, 04:57 PM	#5
ezblonde how long? Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: in my own damn world! Posts: 8,519 Trader Rating: (0)	__________________ HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HEB BAGS???

07-22-2007, 06:56 PM	#6
Charged '06 GT Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: texas Posts: 346 Trader Rating: (0)	lol!

07-22-2007, 03:17 PM	#3
FnSweet06 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Antone Posts: 4,554 Trader Rating: (4)	lol

07-22-2007, 07:37 PM	#7
thesource LSS Sponsor Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in a hole building transmissions Posts: 3,501 Trader Rating: (13)	Aint that the truth . My sister thinks she's going to find someone that is on the 6th floor I guess . __________________ Texas Motorsports Myspace Texas Motorsports Photobucket

07-22-2007, 10:43 PM	#8
Firstlady Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,495 Trader Rating: (0)	HaHa!! I would have taken one of the guys on the 4th or 5th floor!!

07-22-2007, 10:51 PM	#9
12second5.0 Sie lieben, mich zu hassen! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Marion,Texas Posts: 9,015 Trader Rating: (0)	There is some truth to this story........... __________________

07-23-2007, 01:20 AM	#10
thatdavidkid looks mean, workin' on the fast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Denton Posts: 3,902 Trader Rating: (1)	ROFLMAO and to think i wasn't gonna read this thread... lol __________________ 1991 lx coupe t-5 swap, billit quadrant, upr firewall adjuster, steeda tri-ax, custom jb tool and fab one off subframe connectors, 8.8 w/posi and 4.10's with 5 lug axles, tubular upper control arms, southside lowers, and pbr twin piston front calipers with "snowflake" wheels

07-24-2007, 01:22 AM	#15
superGT2000 can't wait to get back into a mustang Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: in the bat cave!!! Posts: 1,888 Trader Rating: (0)	funny stuff __________________ 2004 Ford Ranger EDGE...its still a truck...

07-24-2007, 01:23 AM	#16
timpryor Giving up Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 8,207 Trader Rating: (6)	i could deal with floor 1

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