The knob

[CraZy6]

THE KNOB!!




A woman in her sixties went to a plastic surgeon for
a facelift. The surgeon told her about a new
procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is
placed on the back of a woman's head and can be
turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect
of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the
course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained
young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems. "All these years,
everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:


First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and
the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts.

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee."

[bandit]

my girlfriend's dad always tells that joke when he's drunk... :woot:

-jeff

[SVOChic]

LOL! Good one.

[swtguy]

never heard that one

[GT4HeR]

:rotf: