[Mustang_68_Coup]

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem onlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it willbe scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
orgolf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[rambozotheclown]

if you have any questions, see rule #1.

[tire]

so why is a woman posting this??? still funny though.

[drewskie68]

hahaha my buddies bought me a shirt for my birthday that said "im in shape... round is a shape".... just like rule number one


imma copy n paste this n send it to my girlfriend

[jstang6969]

Originally Posted by tire

so why is a woman posting this??? still funny though.

Cause shes a woman who understands. I like this list.

[Stumpy]

everytime i get in trouble with my wife in front of her friends, they all say that she's going to make me sleep on the couch. she tells them that i don't mind, it's like camping.

[Mustang_68_Coup]

Originally Posted by tire

so why is a woman posting this??? still funny though.

'Cause I ain't quite the girlie- or dainty-type.... ?

• I see things in 16 colors...
• I find most of the things Real Girls do, as pretty foreign to me.... (I've never "had my nails done.")
• I'd pay to get out of "shopping!" I absolutely HATE shopping!!
• All my clothes fit in 3' of closet space, and all my shoes fit in the same closet's floor.
• My toilet ring/seat is supposed to be LEFT UP, and I get ticked if it's not. (My dog will stand there and stare at you, if you accidentally leave the ring down -- she gets in trouble for sprinkles on the ring when she drinks.)
• I own torque wrenches, jig saws, and gear pullers ... My garage is more fully stocked than most guys' garages.

Shall I continue?

But don't get me wrong, I have no Fruedian envy .... We chickies own the <um> Hoohah, so we rule the world.

[JENA]

^^ good one.


never thought of the toilet seat situation in that way, makes sense

[H0SS302]

Originally Posted by tire

so why is a woman posting this??? still funny though.

shes a hard ass lol... plain n simple. any woman who posts half the stuff she does is ok in my book! lol

[tulabeast]

hahahahah that was good

[bucho]

friggin awsome!!!!!

[tire]

Originally Posted by Mustang_68_Coup

'Cause I ain't quite the girlie- or dainty-type.... ?

• I see things in 16 colors...
• I find most of the things Real Girls do, as pretty foreign to me.... (I've never "had my nails done.")
• I'd pay to get out of "shopping!" I absolutely HATE shopping!!
• All my clothes fit in 3' of closet space, and all my shoes fit in the same closet's floor.
• My toilet ring/seat is supposed to be LEFT UP, and I get ticked if it's not. (My dog will stand there and stare at you, if you accidentally leave the ring down -- she gets in trouble for sprinkles on the ring when she drinks.)
• I own torque wrenches, jig saws, and gear pullers ... My garage is more fully stocked than most guys' garages.

Shall I continue?

But don't get me wrong, I have no Fruedian envy .... We chickies own the <um> Hoohah, so we rule the world.

so you're a dyke...




















oh and i accidentally stabbed one of the bottles of car stuff i stole from you while i was packing it and it leaked all over my bed. kharma right?

[2k4mk1]

Originally Posted by H0SS302

shes a hard ass lol...

Actually her ass is pretty soft!

[JENA]

ha

[Mustang_68_Coup]

Originally Posted by tire

so you're a dyke...

Nope. Just self-sufficient and a realist ...

Originally Posted by tire

oh and i accidentally stabbed one of the bottles of car stuff i stole from you while i was packing it and it leaked all over my bed. kharma right?

LOL! That sucks .... did it all leak out? or did some of it hang around so you can use it??

To quote John Lennon:
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet

[thunderchicken]

I just read that......That is sooo the truth!!!!!!!