The Rabbit - Lone Star Stangs

propellerhead · 09-22-2004, 05:06 PM

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin...

"Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little f@&!er makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

airbrat · 09-22-2004, 05:14 PM

how do you make a cat go woof?

douse it in gas and throw it into a lit fireplace.

mrshoss97V6 · 09-22-2004, 05:17 PM

That reminds me a guy I know Cat Killer Kenny...

CHips · 09-22-2004, 05:21 PM

cats make good paintball targets :woot:

GT4HeR · 09-22-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CHiPs

cats make good paintball targets :woot:

Be nice to cats...or else.

propellerhead · 09-22-2004, 05:52 PM

I was a few seconds too late on the other thread, so....

IBTL!

CHips · 09-22-2004, 06:04 PM

ZYMACH1 · 09-22-2004, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by propellerhead

The lion answers, "That little f@&!er makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

:rotf3:

GT4HeR · 09-22-2004, 06:40 PM

That pic is not funny to me at all.

dietrite · 09-22-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GT4HeR

That pic is not funny to me at all.

it's just a picture of a free cat that's taking a nap on the road.

propellerhead · 09-22-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dietrite

it's just a picture of a free cat that's taking a nap on the road.

That sleepy cat is such a kidder! He cracks me up!

SVOChic · 09-22-2004, 10:07 PM

First joke is funny, the rest is very tasteless and mean.

ChickInHer01GT · 09-22-2004, 10:45 PM

Hi-Larious. :woot: All of it!

93GTWannabe · 09-22-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CHiPs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny shit...

09-22-2004, 05:06 PM	#1
propellerhead The token Asian guy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In Before The Lock Posts: 1,455	The Rabbit A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin... "Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f@&!er makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" __________________ 2004 Mustang GT

09-22-2004, 05:14 PM	#2
airbrat StinkFinger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Posts: 1,101	how do you make a cat go woof? douse it in gas and throw it into a lit fireplace. __________________

09-22-2004, 05:17 PM	#3
mrshoss97V6 I am back...... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Elmendorf Texas Posts: 3,495	That reminds me a guy I know Cat Killer Kenny... __________________

09-22-2004, 05:52 PM	#6
propellerhead The token Asian guy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In Before The Lock Posts: 1,455	I was a few seconds too late on the other thread, so.... IBTL! __________________ 2004 Mustang GT

09-22-2004, 10:07 PM	#12
SVOChic My gangsta ride. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Definately gangsta ass..flat black..no cataracts. All business and mad as hell! Posts: 1,257	First joke is funny, the rest is very tasteless and mean. __________________ ~Shannon~ Group Manager / Community Admin., Girls can tooÂ® MySpace "Well behaved women seldom make history."

09-22-2004, 05:21 PM	#4
CHips Elitist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,593	cats make good paintball targets :woot:

09-22-2004, 06:04 PM	#7
CHips Elitist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,593

09-22-2004, 06:40 PM	#9
GT4HeR Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: nowhere Posts: 4,433	That pic is not funny to me at all.

09-22-2004, 10:45 PM	#13
ChickInHer01GT Poultry Savior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: College Station Posts: 723	Hi-Larious. :woot: All of it! __________________

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