The real police calls for service

Bounty_Hunter · 08-03-2006, 11:45 PM

I started this thread to start posting some of the stupidest calls we get...thought ya'll would get a kisk out of it

SUfanINsa · 08-03-2006, 11:58 PM

he likes saying ouch? wtf hahahahaha

FnSweet06 · 08-04-2006, 12:03 AM

lol. i got a kick out of em'. i just can't believe how many stupid ppl live here in s.a

smokinjoe · 08-04-2006, 10:50 AM

Those are cool!!! Keep em' coming

2k4mk1 · 08-04-2006, 11:04 AM

Heard one on the Radio this am women called 911 cuz hubby wouldnt tap her when she woke him up. WTF is wrong with these people....

CHips · 08-04-2006, 11:37 AM

do y'all remember the audio of the women who called 911 because her daughter wouldn't do what she asked and refused to come out of her room?

"i just don't know what to do... she needs discipline"
"uh... do you want us to come shoot her?"
"what?"

**AdRock** · 08-04-2006, 01:32 PM

This thread has great potential. Definitely keep posting those up Mike.

Firstlady · 08-04-2006, 02:15 PM

Good stuff!!! I can only imagine what the dispatcher would say to those people.

whitezo6 · 08-05-2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2k4mk1

Heard one on the Radio this am women called 911 cuz hubby wouldnt tap her when she woke him up. WTF is wrong with these people....

maybe she thought the officer who responded would pinch hit for hubby?

ezblonde · 08-06-2006, 01:23 AM

ouch. lol

Green_Hornet · 08-07-2006, 04:21 PM

OUCH

That is some good stuff. . . .

monkey · 08-07-2006, 06:25 PM

interesting....

Bounty_Hunter · 08-09-2006, 08:12 AM

MO' Stupidness!!!!!!!!!!!!

**AdRock** · 08-09-2006, 08:36 AM

LOL, my apartment gate doesn't work. I think I'll call the cops... I'M A GENIUS

Bounty_Hunter · 08-24-2006, 07:35 AM

Geez! Only in America.

chewie · 08-24-2006, 07:45 AM

Glad to see, we aren't the only agency having to take stupid ass calls. Oh by the way, Taco Bell got my order wrong and won't refund my money....oh what should I do?

TheBocSez · 08-24-2006, 10:54 AM

Wish I could contribute but we dont recevie calls by MDT cause god knows we have our fair share of "what does this have to do with the Police" calls. Glad to see the almighty SAPD isnt immune to the BS calls too. Job security I guess.

Firstlady · 08-24-2006, 11:03 AM

HaHa!!! Those are hilarious!! Some people just need to learn how to deal with things in life on their own.

And BTW: I thought there were signs up that said you could not "walk" through the drive thru?? I guess he should be lucky they even gave him anything.

**bandit** · 08-24-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChipS

do y'all remember the audio of the women who called 911 because her daughter wouldn't do what she asked and refused to come out of her room?

"i just don't know what to do... she needs discipline"
"uh... do you want us to come shoot her?"
"what?"

lol yeah chips.. they play that sound clip on the Jim Rome show alot.

**bandit** · 08-24-2006, 11:55 AM

LOL someone shit on the truck!

08-03-2006, 11:45 PM	#1
Bounty_Hunter DON'T WATCH ME PEE MAN!!!! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 624 Trader Rating: (0)	The real police calls for service I started this thread to start posting some of the stupidest calls we get...thought ya'll would get a kisk out of it Attached Thumbnails __________________ AWARD WINNING 2005 Roush Stage 2 HURST PRO COMP SHIFTER, FORD RACING HANDLING PACK, WHIPPLE-FORD RACING 11 PSI HO SUPERCHARGER, FORD RACING 3.73 GEARS, FORD RACING TUNE, FORD GT 38LB/HR FUEL INJECTORS, SHELBY GT-500 FUEL PUMP, 95MM MASS AIR FLOW METER, TRUE COLD AIR INTAKE/ 9" S&B TRUE-FLOW FILTER, 0 DEGREE FORD RACING SPARK PLUGS, FLUIDYNE OVERSIZED HEAT EXCHANGER, 5" ALUMINUM INTERCOOLER, ROUSH LEATHER SEAT UPGRADE, PAINTED STRIPES. Max Power 457.70 Max Torque 433.14

08-03-2006, 11:58 PM	#2
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08-04-2006, 10:50 AM	#4
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08-04-2006, 11:04 AM	#5
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08-04-2006, 01:32 PM	#7
AdRock If you hate me, then read my sig Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On The Move Posts: 5,425 Trader Rating: (5)	This thread has great potential. Definitely keep posting those up Mike. __________________ '02 Stang GT Just cause you don't understand what's going on ...don't mean it don't make no sense And just cause you don't like it,...don't mean it aint no good And let me tell you something Before you go taking a walk in my world,...you better take a look at the real world Cause this aint no Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Can you say "feel like shit?"Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit I aint happy about it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit! And if I offended you, Oh I'm sorry, But, maybe you need to be offended But here's my apology and one more thing........Fuck you! Cause you can't bring me down Last edited by AdRock; 08-04-2006 at 02:46 PM.

08-04-2006, 12:03 AM	#3
FnSweet06 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Antone Posts: 4,554 Trader Rating: (4)	lol. i got a kick out of em'. i just can't believe how many stupid ppl live here in s.a

08-04-2006, 11:37 AM	#6
CHips Elitist Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,587 Trader Rating: (1)	do y'all remember the audio of the women who called 911 because her daughter wouldn't do what she asked and refused to come out of her room? "i just don't know what to do... she needs discipline" "uh... do you want us to come shoot her?" "what?"

08-04-2006, 02:15 PM	#8
Firstlady Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,495 Trader Rating: (0)	Good stuff!!! I can only imagine what the dispatcher would say to those people.

08-06-2006, 01:23 AM	#10
ezblonde how long? Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: in my own damn world! Posts: 8,519 Trader Rating: (0)	ouch. lol __________________ HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HEB BAGS???

08-07-2006, 04:21 PM	#11
Green_Hornet Hornet gun.. check. Hornet sting.. check. Let's roll, Kato! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 183 Trader Rating: (0)	OUCH That is some good stuff. . . . __________________ Never Work in Absolutes

08-09-2006, 08:12 AM	#13
Bounty_Hunter DON'T WATCH ME PEE MAN!!!! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 624 Trader Rating: (0)	MO' Stupidness!!!!!!!!!!!! Attached Thumbnails __________________ AWARD WINNING 2005 Roush Stage 2 HURST PRO COMP SHIFTER, FORD RACING HANDLING PACK, WHIPPLE-FORD RACING 11 PSI HO SUPERCHARGER, FORD RACING 3.73 GEARS, FORD RACING TUNE, FORD GT 38LB/HR FUEL INJECTORS, SHELBY GT-500 FUEL PUMP, 95MM MASS AIR FLOW METER, TRUE COLD AIR INTAKE/ 9" S&B TRUE-FLOW FILTER, 0 DEGREE FORD RACING SPARK PLUGS, FLUIDYNE OVERSIZED HEAT EXCHANGER, 5" ALUMINUM INTERCOOLER, ROUSH LEATHER SEAT UPGRADE, PAINTED STRIPES. Max Power 457.70 Max Torque 433.14

08-09-2006, 08:36 AM	#14
AdRock If you hate me, then read my sig Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On The Move Posts: 5,425 Trader Rating: (5)	LOL, my apartment gate doesn't work. I think I'll call the cops... I'M A GENIUS __________________ '02 Stang GT Just cause you don't understand what's going on ...don't mean it don't make no sense And just cause you don't like it,...don't mean it aint no good And let me tell you something Before you go taking a walk in my world,...you better take a look at the real world Cause this aint no Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Can you say "feel like shit?"Yea maybe sometimes I do feel like shit I aint happy about it, but I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit! And if I offended you, Oh I'm sorry, But, maybe you need to be offended But here's my apology and one more thing........Fuck you! Cause you can't bring me down

08-24-2006, 07:35 AM	#15
Bounty_Hunter DON'T WATCH ME PEE MAN!!!! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 624 Trader Rating: (0)	More still Geez! Only in America. Attached Thumbnails __________________ AWARD WINNING 2005 Roush Stage 2 HURST PRO COMP SHIFTER, FORD RACING HANDLING PACK, WHIPPLE-FORD RACING 11 PSI HO SUPERCHARGER, FORD RACING 3.73 GEARS, FORD RACING TUNE, FORD GT 38LB/HR FUEL INJECTORS, SHELBY GT-500 FUEL PUMP, 95MM MASS AIR FLOW METER, TRUE COLD AIR INTAKE/ 9" S&B TRUE-FLOW FILTER, 0 DEGREE FORD RACING SPARK PLUGS, FLUIDYNE OVERSIZED HEAT EXCHANGER, 5" ALUMINUM INTERCOOLER, ROUSH LEATHER SEAT UPGRADE, PAINTED STRIPES. Max Power 457.70 Max Torque 433.14

08-24-2006, 07:45 AM	#16
chewie Making people happy, one stop at a time... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind you with the disco lights on... Posts: 1,235 Trader Rating: (0)	Glad to see, we aren't the only agency having to take stupid ass calls. Oh by the way, Taco Bell got my order wrong and won't refund my money....oh what should I do? __________________ Nature should be allowed to do its job of killing off the weak, sickly, and ignorant people without interference from airbags and batting helmets

08-24-2006, 10:54 AM	#17
TheBocSez Professional Leash Holder Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Converse, TX Posts: 1,085 Trader Rating: (1)	Wish I could contribute but we dont recevie calls by MDT cause god knows we have our fair share of "what does this have to do with the Police" calls. Glad to see the almighty SAPD isnt immune to the BS calls too. Job security I guess.

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08-24-2006, 11:03 AM	#18
Firstlady Enlightened Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,495 Trader Rating: (0)	HaHa!!! Those are hilarious!! Some people just need to learn how to deal with things in life on their own. And BTW: I thought there were signs up that said you could not "walk" through the drive thru?? I guess he should be lucky they even gave him anything.

08-24-2006, 11:55 AM	#20
bandit ☆★lSs★☆ Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cibolo, TX Posts: 15,187 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL someone shit on the truck! __________________ LSS Member #22