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**12second5.0** · 10-16-2004, 01:28 AM

Fifth Grade Student

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and make love for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

joestang96 · 10-16-2004, 01:42 AM

ahahaha...

<---------- PRO BUSH!!!!!!!!!

**12second5.0** · 10-16-2004, 01:56 AM

**12second5.0** · 10-16-2004, 02:00 AM

And some more!

Firstlady · 10-16-2004, 10:49 AM

Those were good!

Roots66 · 10-16-2004, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 12second5.0

Fifth Grade Student
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and make love for money."

"he works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Hmmm? I don't see the difference?

short bus · 10-16-2004, 02:03 PM

funny that he likes windsurfing...i guess even his hobbies depend on which way the wind is blowing...

mach1blondie · 10-16-2004, 05:07 PM

that rocks!

malMethod · 10-16-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by short bus

funny that he likes windsurfing...i guess even his hobbies depend on which way the wind is blowing...

lmao! nice

Machine · 10-18-2004, 01:19 AM

god I hate bush-country...maybe if he had done a better job, his supporters wouldnt have to do so much "convincing" :dance:

Roush_03 · 10-18-2004, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 12second5.0

Fifth Grade Student

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and make love for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

OMG that is great I am gona have to tell my uncle that since he seems to think Kerry is a good vote.

**12second5.0** · 10-18-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Machine

god I hate bush-country...maybe if he had done a better job, his supporters wouldnt have to do so much "convincing" :dance:

Why do you not think he hasn't done a good job? IMO Kerry has zero leadership qualities.He just goes with the flow.I would have thought that the Democrats could have at least come up with a better candidate.

propellerhead · 10-18-2004, 10:37 AM

Damn election threads.... IBTL!

**12second5.0** · 10-19-2004, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by propellerhead

Damn election threads.... IBTL!

You do that on every thread.

propellerhead · 10-19-2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 12second5.0

You do that on every thread.

Just the ones that look like they'll get locked.

**Brent** · 10-20-2004, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Machine

god I hate bush-country...maybe if he had done a better job, his supporters wouldnt have to do so much "convincing" :dance:

:shakehead

:Ohreallys

I think those cover my thoughts on that

Machine · 10-20-2004, 07:58 AM

hahaha

sheep

10-16-2004, 01:28 AM	#1
12second5.0 Sie lieben, mich zu hassen! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Marion,Texas Posts: 9,042	What does your dad do? Joke within! Fifth Grade Student Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with someone and make love for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________

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