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11-22-2005, 09:07 AM
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What NOT to say to a hot chick!!!!!
Ok I have decided to tell this story so that it may amuse all of you and what NOT to say to a hot chick. Eh hem soo here goes. I was at this country club called Wild Country here in Killeen. Well one of my buddies and a guy in our car club, works there as a bouncer. Well he knows all thease hot girls cuz well hes a bouncer duh. So anyway he was workin that night and I was talkin to him, when this hot ass chick walks and just jumps in his arms and they hug. Well after she walks away, he was like, "Hey man you want me to hook you up with her?" Well me bein really shy, I declined, yeah stupid me. Well after awhile he walks over to her and they walk off together, I take a change of heart and text my buddy to go ahead and hook me up with her. Well anyway, come to find later, my buddie had taken her outside to show her his new 03 Mustang GT. While he and she were out there, he was like yeah my buddie thinks you are really hot and he drives a Saleen. Well she didnt know what a Saleen was, so he took her over to where I had parked it, in VIP. Well of course she was impressed and thought it was a sexy car. My buddie is like yeah, Jake is really shy, so just go up to him and ask him for a ride. So Im standin there leanin over the railing and next thing I know I got this sexy hot girl, tellin me I have a sexy car and that she want to go for a ride. Soo what does my dumb ass say," Yeah thats what everyone says." Well needless to say, things didnt go so well, since I came off as a shy, but conceited asshole. I kick myself everyday for bein a complete idot. My buddie has not yet let me live that down, and he made it a point to tell everyone too. LOL Not my finest moment, I guess she just caught me off guard, I was tougne tied so to speak.
So let me get anyones opinion on this, I do know she works at Bostons as a waitress. So do I go apologize and ask her out to dinner, or do you think the damage is done, and that I should leave it alone. Im not a asshole or nothing, it was just the first thing that popped into my head. Although the answer should have been easy!!! Any thoughts on the matter, and sorry it is so long!!! 
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11-22-2005, 09:16 AM
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I vote for going and asking her out. Just make sure you don't suggest taking her to Boston's, that might kill it for good!
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11-22-2005, 09:16 AM
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Dude, you can fix this! Find her, apologize, let her know she caught you off guard and your "Brain to Mouth" filter wasn't operating correctly and that you're shy at first but you'd like to make it up to her, then show her a great night out and maybe she'll show you a great night too!! Remember, women dig confidence, not cockiness, so if you can come off as confident in yourself, she'll dig ya and go out with ya. It helps if you can remember her name and she'll like the fact that you hunted her down to apologize, show's you actually care and aren't the conceited asshat you came off as. Now go get em tiger!!!!!
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11-22-2005, 09:39 AM
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worthless w/o pics or a better description of this chick....LOL
gotta know if she's worth swallowing your pride or not bro....
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11-22-2005, 10:06 AM
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eh. shit happens. i don't think it was that bad...
one of my buddies from work did much worse. some hot girl wanted a ride and he yelled at her for speaking to him in spanish. "YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M BROWN I SPEAK SPANISH, BITCH?". he was drunk and didn't know any better 
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11-22-2005, 10:20 AM
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trojan man!
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no worries... there's plenty of hotties out there. just dont make it a habbit of screwing up evertyime one invites herself to a "ride" in your car. (basically dropping her panties for you). lol
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11-22-2005, 10:21 AM
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Thanks for sharing that.
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11-22-2005, 10:21 AM
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how long?
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11-22-2005, 11:37 AM
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don't worry man i get shy too!! but beer always works to break that down!!!!
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11-22-2005, 11:57 AM
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Ditto to what GateJockey81 wrote...if you are really interested in her. I wouldn't work that hard though if you are only interested in getting some  from her.
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11-22-2005, 03:28 PM
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we need pics
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11-22-2005, 05:04 PM
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I have a stang, it's black...
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That is so funny!!
She probably thought you were a conceited asshole, but you shouldn't be upset about that. If you talk to her again, just make sure she knows that you love that car and people tend to like it as well but you also know how to be a gentleman. You should totally sweep her off her feet. Go see her at work and talk to her and just get to know her, then ask her out. (You gotta go see her 2 or 3 times though)...
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11-22-2005, 08:37 PM
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you smell that?!
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omg...jake...my man...wtf...please tell me you were pissed drunk...go for it man, they want the same thing we do. would you reconsider going out with a girl if she did that to you? yes! so will she. just be cool.
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11-22-2005, 10:01 PM
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Not all is lost. They tell me that chicks love assholes so act cocky and you might get her.
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11-22-2005, 10:29 PM
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dude, hook me up
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11-23-2005, 10:02 AM
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Pfft, sounds like she didn't know what a Saleen was...she ain't worth it.
j/k I wouldn't go out of your way to talk to her, but if you see her again, try to make yourself seem like less of a conceited asshole 
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11-23-2005, 12:48 PM
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Yeah well I went to Bostons last night, but she is in Vegas for the weekend, and since Im out to Iraq on Monday all is lost. Fate has delt me a bitter hand!!!
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11-23-2005, 01:34 PM
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ZZzzzz...
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Wait a minute... You did nothing wrong. So many girls love conceited assholes...
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11-23-2005, 01:36 PM
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As for the Iraq "trip"...keep your head on a swivel!!! I found out a couple of days ago, another buddy of mine died in the same shithole I was at, Mosul. Pull all the troops out and NUKE the whole fu*king middle east!!! 
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11-23-2005, 01:36 PM
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