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Old 08-09-2003, 02:24 PM   #1
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Lightbulb What to do with 10 gallons of queso?

OK, im staying with some of the gf's family here in Denton. After the reception we have tons of leftover food, and a huge pot with 10 gallons of nacho cheese. So we are all sitting around trying to figure out the best way to get rid of it. I came up with the following ideas.
Pour it in the bamboo bushes in the back yard, since bamboo is impossible to kill.
Pour it in the dumpster at the local elementary school.
Freeze it and put the frozen block in the dumpster.
Pour it down the rain gutter ditch thing.
Feel free to give me some ideas on a crazy way to get rid of this crap.
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Old 08-09-2003, 03:56 PM   #3
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Old 08-09-2003, 04:03 PM   #5
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midget lesbian queso wrestling and then have a nacho sale....:pickle:
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Old 08-09-2003, 10:30 PM   #6
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dammit.... how do you top that?
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Old 08-09-2003, 10:35 PM   #7
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Old 08-09-2003, 11:42 PM   #8
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that sounds pretty good:2thumbup:
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Old 08-10-2003, 03:30 AM   #10
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:10 PM   #11
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Mix it up with some "Turbo Lax" like from Dumb and Dumber and then give it with a few bags of chips to some homeless dudes. Then drive down the road a bit, pull over and watch the fun.:2thumbup:
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hell yeah! this could tie in with our crazy bread meet...

we could order a crap load of crazy bread sticks and then use the left over queso for a dip :2thumbup:
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:26 PM   #14
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Mix it up with some "Turbo Lax" like from Dumb and Dumber and then give it with a few bags of chips to some homeless dudes. Then drive down the road a bit, pull over and watch the fun.:2thumbup:
I think you'll need more than "a few" bags of chips:2thumbup:

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1. Buy a whole bunch of chips/jalapenos from Sams and be a "ninja nacho vendor". You could set up shop outside of your local Kmart or Walmart or even your local movie theatre and watch the money roll in...once you've got some experience under your belt, you can gradute to larger venues such as minor league hockey or baseball stadiums.

2. If you want to be selfish and keep the queso for yourself, you could rig up a lil nacho cart in your stang. Downside: a cheesey smell that you'll never be able to escape. Upside: You can enjoy that nacho-cheesey goodness anytime you want!

3. Two words: Super Soaker!

4. Two more words: Nacho Balloons!

5. Use it to fill up tanks of NOS or N/X and sell it at the flea market - don't feel bad, they deserve it.

6. Sell it on Ebay

7. Start making nacho chips and give the Dorito's people a run for their money.

8. Play a little trick on those people at the Sperm Donor clinic

9. Nacho-flavored cocaine! Just watch the cokeheads come running!

10. Inexpensive breast implants for the girlfriend come in handy on Superbowl Sunday!
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hell yeah! this could tie in with our crazy bread meet...

we could order a crap load of crazy bread sticks and then use the left over queso for a dip :2thumbup:
Count me in on the Crazy bread deal.:2thumbup:
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well we would need to have this crazy bread meet asap or else the queso will be viejo...

then we'd be saying "el queso es viejo, donde esta el baño?"
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Crazy bread makes me want to......:fruit2:
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ill bring some chips by and eat some.. i mean that could be meals for a few weeks... lol then your heart will stop
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